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Fatuous Nonsense of the Week Award goes to Bill Kristol

by rcs1





I discovered this morning that the Bush presidency is a success.
Boy, was I surprised.

Bill Kristol explains it all in an article at The Washington Post that gets my recommendation
for the Fatuous Nonsense of the Week Award.

He opens by admitting that such an assertion may expose him to some "harmless ridicule" and proceeds to offer two pages of proof as to why such ridicule might be justified.

"Let's step back from the unnecessary mistakes and the self-inflicted wounds that have characterized the Bush administration. Let's look at the broad forest rather than the often unlovely trees. What do we see? First, no second terrorist attack on U.S. soil -- not something we could have taken for granted. Second, a strong economy -- also something that wasn't inevitable."


commentary :: :: :: buzz-it!

Sure Bill let's examine the Bush presidency by not looking too closely at the "unlovely trees" by which I assume that you refer to the death and destruction that follows everything this administration has touched or even glanced at in the last seven years. Every time I hear that bromide about "no second attack on US soil," I'm reminded of the old elementary school joke about keeping the elephants away, and the punchline, "you don't see any elephants around here, do you?

It may be that there have been no attacks on US soil because we have thoughtfully accommodated the terrorists of the world by presenting them with such an attractive target as our presence in Iraq. They don't need to come here to hurt us, we have been expending blood and treasure in copious amounts for something like 52 months in their home ballpark. We're the ones with the long supply lines, they need only a bus ticket or cab fare from Damascus, Waziristan or Riyadh.

We're losing over a hundred of our troops every month and probably eight to ten  times that many wounded, while bringing about the deaths, maiming or ruin of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, and inviting the continued and well deserved scorn of most of the civilized world, as we merrily mass produce Islamic terrorists by the battalion in Iraq. All told, I think it would be cheaper to fight them here.

But cost is not an issue is it Bill? As one of the principal architects of this criminal madness, I'm sure that you find great comfort in the fact that the lion's share of the trillions of dollars of public funds being expended in pursuit of empire will end up in select private hands, which is the primary goal of those you represent, more money, more power in the hands of the bloated few and the rest of us standing in line for a minimum wage that you hope to eliminate.

"What about terrorism? Apart from Iraq, there has been less of it, here and abroad, than many experts predicted on Sept. 12, 2001. So Bush and Vice President Cheney probably are doing some important things right. The war in Afghanistan has gone reasonably well."

If after nearly six years "reasonably well" means that Kabul is generally safe for the activities of journalists, arms merchants and drug smugglers, I suppose that's true, but what about the other 95% of Afghanistan?

Just across the border in the wilds of Waziristan, Osama and his henchman are thriving, living in relative safety, knowing that American forces have other priorities, are bogged down in Iraq and long ago stopped caring about them. They've been operating there with impunity ever since our military was directed to allow them to escape from the caves of Tora Bora.

You guys (That's you Billy, you and Daddy Irving, along with Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, PNAC, American Enterprise, the whole stinking, chicken hawk cesspot),you guys, didn't want bin Laden then, and you don't want him now, he's your rainmaker, you can't afford to lose him, he's the driving force behind the enormous profits in your ongoing rape of the public treasury. You need Osama, if he went belly up tomorrow you would have to replace him quickly, the continued existence of the bogeyman of "Islamofascism is the centerpiece of your ballgame.

"But wait, wait, wait: What about Iraq? It's Iraq, stupid -- you (and 65 percent of your fellow Americans) say -- that makes Bush an unsuccessful president. Not necessarily. First of all, we would have to compare the situation in Iraq now, with all its difficulties and all the administration's mistakes, with what it would be if we hadn't gone in. Saddam Hussein would be alive and in power and, I dare say, victorious, with the United States (and the United Nations) by now having backed off sanctions and the no-fly zone. He might well have restarted his nuclear program, and his connections with al-Qaeda and other terrorist groups would be intact or revived and even strengthened.

The lies contained in the quotation above have been repeated over and over by every hack, crony and crook in this corrupt administration, by every spineless lickspittle Bush backer in the Congress and by every slimy seditious war profiteer, in every sector of American business, from energy to finance and by a sizable number of the loyalist clergy from the pulpits of the tin hat theocratic right. They were lies in 2001, and they remain lies today. Repetition will not change the facts and those who do the repeating are transparent liars. Please Bill, include your name in that column.

"Following through to secure the victory in Iraq and to extend its benefits to neighboring countries will be the task of the next president. And that brings us to Bush's final test."

Pity the poor next President as he tries to present other countries in the region (or in sub Saharan Africa; that's the next stop on the old Empire express isn't it?) with an opportunity to share in the beneficence we bestowed on their Mesopotamian neighbors. See how they run!

If we sustain the surge for a year and continue to train Iraqi troops effectively, we can probably begin to draw down in mid- to late 2008. The fact is that military progress on the ground in Iraq in the past few months has been greater than even surge proponents like me expected, and political progress is beginning to follow. Iran is a problem, and we will have to do more to curb Tehran's meddling -- but we can. So if we keep our nerve here at home, we have a good shot at achieving a real, though messy, victory in Iraq."

When and how, Billy, did you become a strategic thinker, a military analyst, it wasn't in Vietnam where, I'm sure, like so many other young men of your generation, you were offered an opportunity to serve, it wasn't in any area of military service was it, no, like Cheney and Wolfowitz you had other priorities.

Oh yeah, they once called you Dan Quayle's brain, didn't they? I think I'd try to get that off the resume.

Let me remind you that by mid to late 2008 we will have thrown away the lives of an additional thousand or more young American troops and sent another 8000 or so to enjoy the tender mercies of an underfunded veteran's health care system. How many more innocent Iraqis will be killed if we listen to you. Oh, that's right, no one's counting Iraqi casualties are they? Why start now?

You are so smugly certain with your pronouncements. To the uninitiated, your words, accompanied by the self satisfied grin, have a veneer of respectability and authority, but, to many of us who have been on the receiving end of what you call "American foreign policy" they are just more self serving, chicken hawk, patrician prattle.

Here's one of your pronouncements of a few years back, at the beginning of the Iraq war, for which you beat your little drum so loudly, and so frequently, you said this:

"There's been a certain amount of pop sociology in America ... that the Shia can't get along with the Sunni and the Shia in Iraq just want to establish some kind of Islamic fundamentalist regime. There's almost no evidence of that at all. Iraq's always been very secular."



Oh? Really?

I hope that there is a special place in Hell for the Goebbels, the McNamaras, the strategic thinkers and systems analysts, all the accountants of carnage and human misery and I hope that you have the opportunity to join them.

But before that lovely and eternal event I would like to see you in uniform, and fallen, after many grueling months of terror and sadness, of heat and sleeplessness and extreme exertion, of living in filth, fallen, grievously wounded, frightened and alone, lying in a pool of your own blood and gore, your life ebbing before your eyes. I would like to see the look in your eyes as you realize that you are about to be the last American to die in Iraq.

Bob Higgins

Worldwide Sawdust



Why Bush Will Be A Winner
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nicely said ... well done!

by roxy317 on Sun Jul 15, 2007 at 08:23:20 PM EST
The lies contained in the quotation above have been repeated over and over by every hack, crony and crook in this corrupt administration, by every spineless lickspittle Bush backer in the Congress and by every slimy seditious war profiteer, in every sector of American business, from energy to finance and by a sizable number of the loyalist clergy from the pulpits of the tin hat theocratic right.


by Cho on Sun Jul 15, 2007 at 09:36:28 PM EST
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So, four years after intentionally starting a religious civil war based on lies and misdirection, that Bush and Company correctly wagered would regain them the White House in 2004 by putting American soldiers into harm's way and forcing everyone, most especially the media, to not ask questions but instead be patriotic and fall in line behind the "war president," Kristol now says the real war is just starting and we need to "give the surge a chance." In simple terms, the operational definition of "giving the surge a chance" is this: "Your loved ones die, my cronies get richer."  

Saddam was a toothless tiger, an aging, blustering tin-horn dictator unable to leave his country. Had Bush allowed the U.N. inspectors to do their job, he and Cheney's claims of WMD would have been proven wrong, and hs claim to invade would have vanished overnight. This is why, in my opinion, Bush forced the inspectors out and invaded soon afterward, not because his military commanders told him to but because it was a purely political calculation, and that's what Rove and Cheney are bet at. But ever since March of 2003, Bush pushed responsibility and accountability off on "the commanders in the field." He's a coward and its a cowards excuse, but it continues to work, despite its transparency.

I find it interesting that Americans, proud of their no-nonsense business attitude, swallow BushCo's rationale for "staying the course," when in the business world or any other sector of the known universe, for that matter, a stubborn dunderhead like Bush who refused to budge or change when it was clear that the sky was indeed falling would quickly be fired and replaced with someone who wasn't a suicidal CEO. As a former businessman, after seeing this guy in action, what serious, big business would want him to lead them? A CEO who wouldn't change course no matter how bad the share price or bottom line is would be history, especially when the demands of today's marketplace demands quick, savvy adjustments. But God's CEO on earth is able to say and do anything with complete impunity. Who's going to go get Bush & Company? Unfortunately, no one, which is why our democracy is broken and why impeachment needs to move forward, just to show everyone that actions as prosecuted by Bush have their consequences. If impeachment for what BushCo has done does not warrant impeachment, then just delete the statute from the constitution because it has no meaning anymore.  

Kristol thinks the stories of a cruel, brutal dictator still justify the war. But they don't, especially when we realize Reagan was the knucklehead who gave Saddam money and military resources, essentially making him into the Iraqi version of our own Boss Tweed. Kristol never mentions our support for Saddam, only that he he did bad things to "his own people," something we let him do and turned our eyes away from when he did it. Anyway, we now know you're either a Sunni or a Shiite. An Iraqi is a fictional construct and nothing more. Plus, Israel, as they did before, would have neutered Saddam's nuclear aspirations at a moment's notice with their pin-point military accuracy.  

We now know that Saddam's military, what was left of it after it got decimated by Bush Sr., was virtually all show. He had little means, because the world was watching his every move, to reconstitute his nuclear program. Not having access to NIE's or PDB's, I concluded way before the invasion that Bush wanted to invade because he  knew Saddam didn't have any real military strength to overcome; otherwise, as we've done with people who will fight to the death, like the North Koreans, we wisely chose diplomacy over bullets. A fake war was easy to win initially, before the religious inhabitants of Pandora's Box realized they were free and unfettered to engage in religious retribution. A real war with a disciplined and focused enemy like the North Korea who would have unleashed everything they had to defeat us, would have been a madman's choice. But I'm sure Kristol thinks such a war still needs to be fought, once we put Iran in its place.

Since the dawn of the Bush presidency, the media still doesn't understand that Bush doesn't change. Not only does he not change, he enjoys upping the ante when he can. The pundits talk about the pressure from Congress and others on Bush, as if he cared, and whether he will budge on his policies. He hasn't and he won't. Like a smiling Dameon, the son of evil who enjoys lighting a fuse just to see everyone scramble as it sputters along to an explosion, Bush, by invading as he did, has essentially thrown a live grenade onto the world's  stage and walked away, confident he'll return to Crawford with no baggage or regrets. After all, he says, we are where we are and history will be his judge.

Good for Higgins that he dissected Kristol's madman's folly as he did. We are in their religious sandbox, pure and simple, and the sooner we exit, the better it will be for everyone. Like two damns that burst, one holding back Sunni zeal and the other Shiite zeal, the civil war that is underway and will continue between these two sects will eventually find a common level. Lives will indeed be lost, but that's the consequences of BushCo's unchecked policies. But if we are so concerned about bloodbaths, which I don't suspect we really are, America would have stopped the genocide in Rwanda or invaded the countries of current despots who are as bad or worse than Saddam to save lives and spread democracy. But that's not happening, so consistency is not Bush's mantra.

This settling of the religious waters will keep them busy for years or even decades. In the meantime, we need to huddle up here again, become energy independent, fix our broken democracy and use our brain power and resources to make the so-called American Dream a reality, instead of the faded, disfunctional idea it is now.

Muslims will have their hands full of dealing with each other and it will necessarily engage all the neighboring countries, who we should have forced into action to help but didn't, into helping sort matters out least their un-democratic kingdoms, top-heavy with princess, become victims of their own intolerance. We have work to do here at home. Let's just do it.

 

by John Michael Spinelli on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 12:13:39 AM EST

Thought you might like to know that Washington Post gives your commentary a snippet and a link under their "responses to this article" stuff.

Here's the link if you want to check it out Responses to the Kristol Op Ed

by Cho on Sun Jul 15, 2007 at 07:50:27 PM EST

You are sidebarred with the Op Ed piece, top link in the Who's Blogging This... box.  Take a look:
Side Bar Box

by Cho on Sun Jul 15, 2007 at 07:54:56 PM EST
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those links roll over to newer Blog posts as they get posted. Bob's link looks to have disappeared into the "Full List of Blogs (127 links) »" section. It is Technorati powered to roll over.

The reality is that you get more traffic from a Crooks and Liars, Buzzflash, or any of the other major blogs link than you do from one of theirs because they don't usually stay up that long.

Guaranteed to be plastered all over the Internet
Drinking Liberally in New Milford
by Connecticut Man1 on Sun Jul 15, 2007 at 10:03:34 PM EST
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